KA
LAN
SPECIMEN
Read top→bottom or left→right. Both are wrong. Both are right.
A small hinge you walk through.
drifting on a warm wind.
A funny name in Cantonese — and a quiet instruction to step forward anyway.
- 仙 sin¹
- immortal · sage · strange
- 家 ga¹
- home · the self · where you live
- 淋 lan⁴
- to pour · to drench · to soak through
- SIN KA LAN
- verb: to step, loudly
Say it out loud and a Cantonese person will laugh at you. That's the point. The name has the shape of a dare — a willingness to be ridiculous first so that nothing smaller than ridicule can stop you.
This site is a small room under that name. It collects the things I make when I stop asking permission: notes, experiments, drawings, code, small public foolishness. No CMS, no newsletter, no cookies. One scroll. Two languages. One character who refuses to sit still.
METER.
Hello. I'm the one who named a website after a joke.
I make things with computers and with my hands. I like interfaces that admit what they are, type that has weight, and ideas that are embarrassing to say out loud. I was born near the sea and I still use it as a metaphor for almost everything.
仙家淋 is the name I use when I want to remember that being looked at is cheaper than I think. It's a notebook in public. It's the smallest possible statement of intent: I'm going to keep making, and you can watch if you want.
If a project ends up here it means I'm willing to defend it at dinner.
QUIET.
2022 — 2026
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01 · Ridiculous first.
The embarrassment is paid up front. Anything you make after that is cheaper.
02 · A name you can't hide behind.
仙家淋 is a joke in Cantonese. A joke makes you visible. Being visible is the whole job.
03 · Keep stepping.
One small brave thing before breakfast. 412 days and counting. No weekends off.
If anything on this page made you nod, wince, or want to argue — write. Short notes welcome. I reply slow but always.
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